How a Nutritionist-in-Training Eats 1,800 Calories a Day

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This is a bit of a risky post to write. There are a lot of rather bossy articles and blogs that love to tell you exactly how their author eats and that it’s the BEST, the ONLY way to live your life. “See, whatcha gotta do is this juice cleanse/this vegan diet/go gluten-free/be Paleo.” But if there’s anything I sure don’t want to be, it’s bossy…or obnoxious…or condescending. Still, in light of some recent conversations I’ve had about healthy eating, particularly as pertains to weight loss, I got to thinking about the way I eat and the fact that it’s effectively kept me at a stable, low-side-of-healthy weight for about 12 years. I don’t want to hold myself up as some kind of paragon of perfect eating, or decree exactly what anyone else should do with their digestive tract. I just thought, hey, if anyone is curious about how someone with a long-term healthy weight just one semester away from becoming a nutritionist eats on a pretty regular day, I’m game to put it all out there.

But there’s a second reason why writing a post like this is risky. There’s a lot of tasteless oversharing on the internet when it comes to food and eating. Why else would Weird Al include the line “I instagram every meal I’ve had” in his song “Tacky,” a parody of Pharell’s “Happy”? We live in an age where anyone can share anything on the internet–everything from meals going into their bodies…to meals on their way out. Maybe sharing everything I’ve eaten in a day is nothing short of navel-gazing grossness. But the fact is, as a fledgling nutritionist, I’m morbidly curious about what people eat. Taking a diet history is an invaluable part of almost any nutrition assessment, and I can tell you from experience that people are not always honest. And I really want to know the truth.

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So here we are. I’m about to fling open the vault on the no-holds-barred nitty gritty of a day in the life of my eating. Today, as a matter of fact. For the record, I am 33 years old, 5′ 4 (and 1/2!)”, and weigh about 112 pounds. My BMI is 18.9, which is considered pretty low (underweight is 18.5 and below), but this weight is where my body feels comfortable and has for years. Prior to this weight, in college I weighed between 125-132, but lost about 20 pounds when I moved out on my own. My lowest weight ever was 102, taken the morning of my gallbladder surgery in 2008. P.S. I don’t recommend being 102 pounds…or having a faulty gallbladder. It sucks.

According to the Mifflin St. Jeor equation–a standard calculation for dietitians calculating appropriate calories based on age, sex, height, and weight–as a “lightly active” person, I should only be eating between 1,200-1,450 calories a day to maintain my weight. But that just goes to show that equations are largely theoretical, that “activity factor” is difficult to determine, and that every body is different. I regularly consume between 1,800-2,200 calories a day and haven’t gained any significant weight (other than my pregnancies) at any time in my adult life. Maybe I’m more active than I think I am (probably true), or maybe I’m lucky when it comes to metabolism. Maybe I just fidget a lot. That’s definitely true. The day I’m about to share is approximately 1,800 calories. I have calculated my calorie values mostly using food labels from actual items consumed. In other cases, I’ve done my best to estimate. As you’ll see, this day isn’t perfect. If you know me, you won’t be surprised to see that there’s a hefty dose of sweets, and somehow a Diet Coke snuck its way in there, too.

So without further ado, and at the risk of oversharing, here’s what it looks like when an almost-nutritionist eats 1,800 calories in a day. I have put individual calorie values in parentheses.

Breakfast:

Almond Joy Overnight Oats:

1/2 c. rolled oats (150)
1/2 c. Greek yogurt (85)
1/4 c. almond milk (10)
1/8 tsp. almond extract, 1/2 tsp. vanilla (0)
1 Tbsp. maple syrup (53)
1 Tbsp. sliced almonds (45)
1 1/2 Tbsp. shredded coconut (50)
2 Tbsp. mini chocolate chips (70)
Total: 463. I ate only about 3/4 of this oatmeal, for a total of ~350.

12 oz. coffee with 1 Tbsp. Coffeemate Natural Bliss Sweet Cream Creamer (35)

Total Breakfast Calories: 385

Lunch:

Turkey wrap:

Low-calorie whole wheat tortilla (50)
Thinly-sliced cheddar cheese (40)
1 Tbsp. olive oil mayo (50)
4 thin slices deli turkey (60)
3 large lettuce leaves (5)
1 1/2 Tbsp. sundried tomatoes (25)
Total: 230

1/4 c. leftover gazpacho (30)

2 large strawberries (40)

1 Duncan Hines strawberry cupcake with 1 1/2 Tbsp. lemon buttercream frosting (220)

10 oz. Diet Coke (0)

Total Lunch Calories: 520

Snacks:

1/2 c. Califia Farms espresso with almond milk (40)

Smoothie:

1/2 frozen banana (50)
Splash almond milk (5)
1/3 c. plain Greek yogurt (57)
1 tsp. honey (20)
2 Tbsp. rolled oats (40)
Total: 172

Snacks at Costco:

1 cracker with brie (30)
1 piece baguette with marinara (30)
1 bite mac and cheese (10)
2 itty bitty beef crumbles (10)
Total: 80

Total Snack Calories: 252

Dinner:

1 c. gazpacho (cucumber, red pepper, red onion, tomatoes, garlic, tomato juice, olive oil) (120)
2 pieces jalapeño-cheddar toast (120)
3 Tbsp. guacamole (175)
9 medium shrimp (65)

3 Tbsp. homemade peanut butter chocolate chip fudge (200)

Total Dinner Calories: 680

Total Day’s Calories: 1,837

There you have it! The more I study nutrition, the more my take-home messages for healthy weight have become twofold:

  1. Portion control
  2. Common sense basics: fruits, vegetables, whole grains, healthy fats, moderate dairy, lean meats

I’d welcome your comments or questions!

Butterfly Tea Party

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When I first asked my daughter what she wanted to do for her 5th birthday, she said, “Have a butterfly tea party!” Then, when I asked her who we should invite, thinking she would rattle off a list of her pre-kindergarten buddies, she definitively exclaimed, “Gail!”—our dear 51-year-old neighbor. Suffice it to say, my daughter prefers hanging out with adults to playing with kids her own age (though she does have plenty of little friends). But a butterfly tea party it would be, we decided, with a mix of friends old and young. I have to say I kind of love the fact that when the big day came, we had every age group represented, with little girls, teenagers, thirty-somethings, fifty-somethings, and sixty-somethings, all specially invited by Christine to celebrate her happy day. I like to think it gives a panoramic of the community she is growing up in, with connections in lots of places.

Since I’ve had a break between my spring and summer nutrition internships the last few weeks, I had the chance to go totally overboard spend plenty of time planning and preparing for the party. My husband kept making fun of me, saying that I was doing the work more for myself than for our 5-year-old…which may partly be accurate, but really, I wanted to create an event that would be fun for both grown-ups and little girls, and I felt that took some serious design. In the end, I hope I succeeded!

Here are some details of the decorations, activities, and foods from this fun, girly party!

Decorations

Flowers in a teapot is fairly standard for prettying up a tea party, and this time, I found a butterfly on a stick (or more like a skewer, but that sounds rather unpleasant) at the dollar store and added it to the arrangement. As you will see, my local Dollar Tree played a major role in decorating for this party.

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For a display that was large enough for my 8-foot dining room table, this “custom” table runner came together with craft paper and lace.

The dining table display.

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So….about the dollar store…these sparkly butterfly wings from Dollar Tree were the perfect way to adorn dining chairs and doubled as a parting gift for each girl who attended the party. The only downside: it may be the next century before I get all the glitter out of my carpet.

Butterfly chair decor

Decorating my chandelier was possibly my favorite part of preparing for the tea party. Using some purple tulle, I wrapped the chandelier to resemble a butterfly net and added some butterflies held captive inside. No butterflies were harmed in the making of this display.

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If there’s one thing you know you’ll see every time at a party at my house, it’s a banner. I would probably make a banner for a funeral. I may need a banner intervention. This one was fun to assemble with shabby chic craft paper.

Shabby Chic happy birthday

More butterflies and flowers!

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Annnnd…even more butterflies, this time clipped to a shabby chic birdhouse to make a centerpiece for the kids’ lunch table.

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Activities 

1. Greetings, Great One

As an icebreaker at the beginning of the party, we played something called “Greetings, Great One,” a guessing game that let Christine feel like the real Guest of Honor. She stood with her back to all her guests, and one by one, we approached her from behind and said in a disguised voice, “Greetings, great one! Happy Birthday!” She then had to guess the owner of each voice. It was surprisingly tough!

2. Coloring Pages

Another activity awaited guests after lunch and tea were served and we sat down to eat. At each table were various butterfly and tea cup coloring pages, with crayons in little china cups nearby.

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3. Tea Bag Toss 

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Tea Bag Toss, as you may have guessed, is a variation of a classic toss/skeeball game. It was the result of my last-minute party planning panic that there might not be enough activities to fill the time, and I’m glad we had it as an option. The girls seemed to really enjoy trying to rack up points by tossing tea bags into the various receptacles. My niece was the big winner, beating even the adults with a whopping 200 points. I smell a college skeeball scholarship!

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4. Pass the Parcel

Finally, before Christine opened her presents, the rest of us got to have some fun with a present of our own. Sitting in a circle while music played, we passed a gift around that had been wrapped with numerous layers of wrapping paper. When the music stopped, the person holding it got to unwrap one layer. Finally, the person to open the last layer got to keep the prize inside: a gift card to Target (where I figured a winner of any age could find something to like).

FOOD!

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The best part! I think I could eat tea party food everyday and not get tired of it for a veeeeery long time. All those little finger foods give you the beautiful illusion that you can try a bit of everything and not overeat.

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The lunch:

Dilled Cucumber Cream Cheese Tea Sandwiches
Roast Beef with Lemon-Rosemary Aioli Tea Sandwiches
Apple-Almond Chicken Salad Puffs
Individual Fruit Trifles
Arugula Salad with Figs, Pecans, Chèvre, and Blackberries
Smoked Salmon Spread with Butter Crackers

The drinks:

Vanilla Cinnamon Black Tea
Jasmine Green Tea
Peach Passion Herbal Tea

Lavender Honey Lemonade

The dessert:

Strawberry Cupcakes with Lemon Frosting and Sugar Paper Butterflies

Last year for Mother’s Day, my mom got me a package of edible butterflies she found on Etsy. I used some for my own birthday cake back in September, but what better opportunity to use them than a butterfly tea party? I love the way they rest so delicately on the side of each cupcake, just like if a real butterfly stopped by to enjoy the party. Except then you eat it, which I personally would not do with a real butterfly, but if you would, that’s cool. You’re probably lots of fun at parties.

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Christine watching over her cupcakes–she had her eye on the purple one.

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The girls’ table:

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The grown-ups table:

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When all the guests had gone home full of tea and wearing their glittery wings, Christine and I did what any sensible girls would do after a long day of tea partying: watched The Little Mermaid in our underwear while one of us drank a sizable glass of wine. It’s good to be a girl.

10 Things You Didn’t Know About Strawberries

Strawberries

Is everybody as happy as I am that strawberries are coming back in season? Sometimes when I think about the impending heat of the Phoenix summer, one saving grace I fall back on is that at least good produce like berries will be in season. It’s kind of a rule of inverses: the higher the temperature, the lower the price of strawberries–and other summer fruits like peaches, nectarines, and cherries. Since the strawberry is one of my favorite fruits (and since I’m a big food nerd) I thought I’d do a little digging to find out more about it…whence cometh this juicy red treasure, and what secrets does it have to divulge? Here are a few interesting things I discovered!

  1. A suit of seeds: Strawberries are the only fruit to wear its seeds on the outside, with an average of 200 seeds per strawberry.
  2. Vitamin C powerhouse: Did you know that strawberries are packed with this antioxidant nutrient? Ounce for ounce, they contain more vitamin C than oranges.
  3. Wash just before eating: Washing strawberries speeds the process of their degradation, so only wash what you will use immediately!
  4. Fruit history: Strawberries as we know them are only a little older than the USA–the garden strawberry we eat today was first bred in Brittany, France in the 1750s (though there were of course wild varieties prior to this).
  5. Purple strawberry?: You can actually buy/grow strawberries of other colors besides red. Purple, blue, black, white, green, pink, and yellow strawberries are available from various retailers. (Yes, they have been genetically modified.)
  6. Strawberry bragging rights: The U.S. produces more strawberries than any other nation in the world, with estimates from 70-90% grown in California. A distant second? Turkey! (Followed by Spain and Egypt.) Who knew?
  7. Strawberry homage: There’s a museum in Wepion, Belgium called Musee de la Fraise dedicated entirely to strawberries. The region surrounding Wepion is said to possess the perfect strawberry-growing microclimate, and Wepion is considered the strawberry capitol of Belgium. If I ever go to Belgium again, I’m totally checking it out, and totally trying their famous strawberry beer.
  8. Rose family: Strawberries are actually a member of the rose family Rosaceae. They are classified as a subset of aggregate fruits within this family, known as Rosoideae.
  9. Streoberie: The word “strawberry” has been in the English language (as “streoberie” in Anglo Saxon) for at least 1,000 years, though it was first recorded in its current spelling in 1538. The etymology of the word is debated. The two most popular theories behind the “straw” part of the word are that the appearance of a strawberry’s seeds were likened to a particle of straw, or that the plant’s tendrils were seen as being “strewn” across the ground.
  10. Godzilla berry: The largest strawberry ever recorded was grown by a Japanese farmer in 2015. It weighed in at 250 grams (over half a pound!) and was 4.72 inches long. It looks more like a funky heirloom tomato than a strawberry.

Now that you’re informed to the hilt about everyone’s favorite fruit, go snap up those great deals on strawberries while they’re in season!

Pavlova with Fresh Berries

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Awhile back, when I hosted my In-Home Yoga Ladies’ Night, I was faced with a dilemma common to many of us these days: the need to make a dessert (or any shareable dish, really) for a group of people with various food allergies and avoidances. I won’t go into my strong opinions on the current trends in food avoidances just now–I’ll save that frothing-at-the-mouth rant for another post. Suffice it to say that regardless of my opinions on other people’s food choices, when I invite them to eat at my home, I want to at least make some kind of effort to accommodate their modified diets, if I can keep track of them. In this particular instance, the goal was to create a dessert that was both gluten and lactose-free (and still actually tasted like a dessert, not a ball of wax). Well hmmmm, I thought, that knocks out just about every one of my personal favorite desserts. Ix-nay on the ownies-bray right there, as well as the ie-pay and the ookies-cay. Even the ice cream and udding-pay! What’s left?

I’ll tell you what’s left: SUGAR. No one’s allergic to sugar! But setting out a bowl of sugar for guests to dive into like a free-for-all dog dish really doesn’t scream elegance. Thankfully a thought in the back of my brain came along to whisper “Pavlova!” Pavlova is a meringue, which means its primary ingredients are egg whites and sugar whipped into a frenzy to create what I would describe as a “crusty pillow” if that didn’t sound so gross. Because really, this dessert is divine, and not at all like a crusty pillow, except that it has a lovely crunchy outside crust and a pillowy, marshmallow-y inside. Pavlova, if you’ve never heard of it and are wondering why it has a Russian name, was named for the ballerina Anna Pavlova, presumably because of her airy, delicate grace (“pillow”) and maybe because she became a crusty old broad later in life (“crust”)? Don’t quote me on that. Legend has it that a New Zealand chef created this dessert in her honor, and it has apparently become the national dessert of New Zealand. P.S. There is no national dessert for the U.S. Please write your congressman immediately.

For my yoga ladies’ night, this delicate dessert was a definite hit, and I must say everyone was surprised and very pleased to discover they could eat it, even with their modified diets. My kids also went nuts for it the next day when they were allowed to eat the leftovers. My 7-year-old even requested it for his next birthday cake. So the next time you’re on the hunt for a gluten and lactose-free dessert, keep pavlova in mind for something with pretty presentation and amazing taste. Let’s just hope no one’s allergic to eggs, cause in that case, I got nothin’.

Pavlova

Pavlova with Fresh Berries
(Adapted from Allrecipes.com)

Ingredients:

4 egg whites (carefully separated so that not even a speck of yolk is included)
1 1/4 c. white sugar
1 tsp. vanilla
1 tsp. fresh lemon juice
2 tsp. cornstarch
10 oz. container TruWhip whipped topping*
3/4 c. fresh blueberries
1/2 c. fresh raspberries

*Note: TruWhip is lactose-free, but does contain a trace amount of milk protein. Bear this in mind when preparing this to be allergy-friendly.

Directions:

  1. Preheat oven to 300 degrees. Line a rimless baking sheet with parchment paper. Trace a circle around a 9-inch pie pan on the parchment paper.
  2. In a large bowl, beat egg whites until stiff peaks form. (This means small peaks will stand up on the end of your beaters when you turn the mixer off.) Add sugar gradually, about 1-2 Tbsp. at a time, beating after each addition. By the end, the mixture should be thick and glossy.
  3. Gently fold in vanilla, lemon juice, and cornstarch.
  4. Spoon mixture into the pre-drawn circle on the baking sheet, smoothing with the back of a spoon to build up a slight edge around the outside.
  5. Bake for 1 hour. Cool on a wire rack.
  6. When cooled, transfer to a serving platter, spread evenly with TruWhip, and top with berries.

Serves 8.

Chicken Souvlaki

Chicken Souvlaki

I’m baaaaaaack! Did you miss me? Well, first, I guess I should ask, did anyone notice I’ve been gone? I haven’t actually been gone, just so busy with school, a nutrition internship, parenting, wife-ing, friend-ing, and hosting a house concert and dinner for 40 people (more on that in a future post) that there has been zero time left in the recent past for blogging–blogging of any kind of quality, anyway–if I wanted to, like, sleep and eat. But all that’s changed now! Okay, the parenting, wife-ing, and friend-ing will probably continue. But the school is mostly over for the next month, the hospital internship is definitely done, and the house concert is checked off the list until my husband decides on which weird musician he wants to invite to perform at our house next.

With all that behind me, I actually have time to post a recipe! A really good recipe at that! For some reason I’ve been on a Greek/Mediterranean kick lately. Could be because of attending the 2016 Nutrition and Health Conference last month, where the primary takeaway from Dr. Andrew Weil and other distinguished presenters always seems to come down to “stick with the Mediterranean diet.” Or it could be that in my nutrition internship at the hospital, I ate lunch with a group of dietitians every day and felt a wee bit of peer pressure to bring healthy lunches. Those ladies are the High Queens of Salad Land, I tell you. Or it could just be that Mediterranean ingredients like olive oil, lemon juice, feta cheese, and tomatoes are the John, Paul, George, and Ringo of flavors–destined for greatness together.

This chicken souvlaki really lets those flavors shine…like the Rubber Soul of Mediterranean food. (Taking the analogy too far? Sorry.) It turns out that in Greece, “souvlaki” refers to meat that has been grilled on a skewer, but this version calls for searing the chicken on the stovetop before serving it on warm pita, smothered in a fresh tomato-feta salad and garnished with cool tzatziki sauce. I could eat meals like this for days. In fact, I have been eating meals like this for days, or maybe weeks now.

So, since I’m done with all the responsibilities of the semester…when do we leave for Greece?

Chicken Souvlaki

Chicken Souvlaki
(Adapted from Real Simple)

Ingredients:

2 medium tomatoes, diced, or 1 c. grape tomatoes, halved
3/4 c. feta cheese, crumbled
1/2 small red onion, thinly sliced
1/4 c. sliced black olives (or halved kalamata olives)
5 Tbsp. olive oil, divided
2 1/2 tsp. red wine vinegar, divided
1 Tbsp. + 1/2 tsp. fresh lemon juice, divided
1 1/2 tsp. dried oregano
1/4 tsp. black pepper
1 lb. boneless, skinless chicken breasts or tenderloins, cut into 1-inch chunks
1/2 c. plain Greek yogurt
1/4 c. cucumber, finely chopped
1 1/2 Tbsp. fresh dill, minced (or 1 1/2 tsp. dried)
1/4 tsp. garlic salt
4 pieces naan, flatbread, or pita, warmed or toasted

Directions:

  1. In a medium bowl, combine the tomatoes, feta, red onion, and olives.
  2. In a large bowl, whisk together 4 Tbsp. olive oil, 1 1/2 tsp. red wine vinegar, 1 Tbsp. lemon juice, oregano, and black pepper until well combined. Pour 2 1/2 Tbsp. of this vinaigrette over the tomato salad and toss.
  3. Season the chicken pieces with salt and add them to remaining vinaigrette, tossing to coat. (You can leave the chicken in the vinaigrette to marinate for a few hours for deeper flavor, if desired.)
  4. Heat remaining 1 Tbsp. olive oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat. Add chicken pieces (but not the marinade) to the skillet and cook until golden brown and cooked through.
  5. Meanwhile, make the tzatziki sauce: in a small bowl, combine Greek yogurt, cucumber, dill, garlic salt, remaining 1 tsp. red wine vinegar, and remaining 1/2 tsp. lemon juice.
  6. Assemble: warm pita + chicken + tomato salad + tzatziki, any which way you like!

Serves 4.